And where is Gatt today? Why – in the Galleria Nazionale D’Arte Antica in Rome, courtesy of Hans Holbein junior
Bad penny of the BBC online cricket commentaries, Dave Townsend (@dtstwaddle if you must) tweeted “If @cecimasters has a free moment, I’m Dorothy, @johnnybarran would be a great Rose, @KevinHandBBC has to be Blanche, leaving…?” well presumably the lovely but undeniably far too hirsute Mark Church to fill the Sophia’s place. So Iain O’Brian has kindly stepped in as he looks so good in pink
“Someone should really photoshop Cameron’s and Farage’s faces on to Carrey’s and Daniels’ and strapline it “Right and Righter”.” tweets Gary Naylor . Okay!
Over the moon with an easy win for England in the opening tour match, Gatt suffers a setback in his travels…