We buy any…

Vile vile vile ad much loathed by friend Tanya – now cricket related..

Swept awayne

Arsenal summarily steamrollered by Man U 3-1 (am neutral btw!)

Bite

Love love love Afridi.  Barking.  Captured on camera attacking ball with teeth.  Possibly desperately hungry…

Man U duck

Playing away

J Terry scores….

Chin chin!

Best wishes to the patron saint of Swannettes on his imminent marriage:

No Stuart Broad who is devastated by the loss of his role model and in no mood to cross dress

Orange

El Tel Venables appears on Sky’s footie coverage and causes viewers throughout the country to adjust their sets..

Titanic

Kingcricket tells us today that Worcestershire have signed film director James Cameron:

Arthurgate 2

Sneaky Snape?

Arthurgate 1

Mickey Arthur resigns..