Vile vile vile ad much loathed by friend Tanya – now cricket related..
Love love love Afridi. Barking. Captured on camera attacking ball with teeth. Possibly desperately hungry…
Best wishes to the patron saint of Swannettes on his imminent marriage:
No Stuart Broad who is devastated by the loss of his role model and in no mood to cross dress
El Tel Venables appears on Sky’s footie coverage and causes viewers throughout the country to adjust their sets..
Kingcricket tells us today that Worcestershire have signed film director James Cameron: