Pumpkin fright

Want to deter Trick or Treaters?  Put this Giles Clarke pumpkin in your window.

No no

How does the Twitter and facebook shunning Alistair Cook fill in the off season?  With a musical romp of course.. (thanks to Kathie West for the idea)

 

FIFA inbetweeners

“ @kiesy_22 @Borthwick16 @ravibopara can’t lace my boots whilst playing FIFA. Who wants to challenge the #1?” Steven Finn issues a challenging tweet.  The resultant banter really enforces the Inbetweeners connection..

300,000

Swann tweets “I missed going over 300k followers.” Never mind Swanny – sure there’s a film to commemorate it..

Spin trap

England v India 5th ODI.  Blimey THAT was a collapse!  Still – at least there’s a film to come out of it..

Anger management

Time to take a new approach to obstreperous players….

Super Mario

Much indebted to 7 Reasons Mark Fearns for bringing to my attention this gem about Mario Balotelli, the football nutters’ nutter.  A Christmas games best seller possibly?

Sam Lemon

A plaintive tweet from Sam Northeast “Just been told I look like Keith lemon. Need to change my image drastically now!!”  No!  Surely not!  Even with a tache and a bit of a blonde rinse…

King Kong – cricket critic

Only just caught up with the 3rd India/England ODI.  Feel I agree with King Kong’s assessment of the death bowling and some of the wicket keeping…

(thanks to Sarah Ansell for the picture of the wickie)

 

But I see we share a passion for Trotty..

 

 

 

We need to talk

Not my idea of course… can’t say whose  - but can say the next film in the series might be a sensational steamy sex-ridden version of Alan’ Tyers’ Crickileaks ….