Mon dieu!

Joey Barton off to Marseille? He tweets “Je suis maintenant un joueur de l’OM. “.  Crikey

Monster

Raking over old stuff – but don’t blame me!  Blame Sam and Ged ……

Sumo

Gus Fraser addresses the Middlesex players to inform them of  the possible Sir Straussy retirement?  Not so tweets  Tim Murtagh it  ”was actually Gus revealing his plans to partake in the GB sumo wresting team for next years world championships”  Eek!

Fan club

Scourge of the cricket airways, Dave Townsend, has a fan club on Twitter.  No really…

Notts Nibbles

Stuart Broad has discovered cooking… “Lamb Shank on crushed potatoes in a red wine, balsamic vinegar, garlic and red onion sauce”  Time to cash in…

 

Vanity

” please, never, never consider a Colvile/Borat mankini combo…” challenged Jeano.  Oh…

Making up

Tutankhanass

“Nasser may look more like an Eygptian pharaoh every day, but I love his analysis.” tweets Foxy Fowler

Unchained melody

“Reading festival tonight with @JimmyAnderson9 details are sketchy as to how long our slot is. …not sure how long two men can play the tambourine whilst humming ….”  I see them as the Robson and Jerome de nos jours

Notts Knits (4)

Following a pose on Mike Powell’s m/bike Swann demands that the Notts Knits team produce him a suitable modelling outfit…. (possibly not entirely successful)