Gus Fraser addresses the Middlesex players to inform them of the possible Sir Straussy retirement? Not so tweets Tim Murtagh it ”was actually Gus revealing his plans to partake in the GB sumo wresting team for next years world championships” Eek!
Scourge of the cricket airways, Dave Townsend, has a fan club on Twitter. No really…
“Nasser may look more like an Eygptian pharaoh every day, but I love his analysis.” tweets Foxy Fowler
“Reading festival tonight with @JimmyAnderson9 details are sketchy as to how long our slot is. …not sure how long two men can play the tambourine whilst humming ….” I see them as the Robson and Jerome de nos jours