Alien Alan

“The @alricho21 is a magnificent human being. The aliens are right to clone him.” tweets Jarrod Kimber of Worcester’s fabbo Alan Richardson (just the 8 wickets for not much today)

Partridge?

Came in late to a conversation on the Notts Surrey match and think Kevin Howells has been compared to Alan Partridge…

Puppet Barran

Listening to the splendid March Church and Dave Bracegirdle on the Surrey Notts commentary.  Church apparently carts enormous amounts of luggage around – does that include a Johnny Barran puppet?

Play your cards right…

“Out at dinner with @StuartBroad8 @MattPrior13 @Swannyg66 and @joeroot05 Aqua Kyoto. Staring down the barrel of a heavy Roulette Bill #CCR” tweets Tim Bresnan.  Watch out then Tim – the host of Play Your Cards Right is with you…

Chewtremmers

Re the surrey/middle starwars … #baldybeardy hero Ali Martin suggests “just needs Chris Tremlett in a wookie outfit”.  With an admiring Churchy of course..

Home Counties Star Wars

A Surrey/Middlesex commentary team means only one thing…

Obviously this is the season of the Superheroes.  Lizzy Ammon tweets “Graham Napier as a superhero with his pants outside his trousers….” as he thunders Essex from 34/6 to a stirring victory

Flash Joe Root

“Joe Root continues to impress. The Root hype-ometer will go through the roof. Future England captain, saviour of earth….no pressure, Joe” tweets @cricketyorkshire.  Only saviour of the earth?  Saviour of the Universe I think!

High chair

Excellent – first Church and Barran Surrey double act of the season.  According to Churchy, Barran has a new highchair at the back of the commentary box….

New cops

Glory glory it’s the cricket season!  Kevin Hand reckons he and Dave Bracegirdle of Notts could be the new cops on the block…