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Key Master of the Universe

Sky’s Will Sawrey-Cookson tweets to Rob Key ” Are you He-Man or Teela ??”  Take your pick….

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Restoration

News from Kent of Rob Key’s restoration to the captaincy and Sam Northeast as vice captain suggest another restoration of some centuries ago…

RESTORATION

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Out of the egg

Rob Key wants Owais Shah to abandon his generic egg profile pic on Twitter.  Let’s hatch Owais…

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Goodbye

Oh noes!  Robert Key has resigned as Kent captain!  Good luck to James Tredwell.  Sure there must be a film there…

Boris

“I do like Boris Johnson.” tweets Rob Key.  You can see why.  #Twins

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Catman!

Rob Key tweets “Anyone want a cat. ESP one that poohs in its tray then drags it all round the carpet. #rubbishanimal“. Watch out moggies…

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Towied

Rob Key is in Essex and tweets “Just left the hotel. There must be 28 ford escorts with alloys , Spoilers and go faster stickers. #theonlywayisessex”  Do join in Mr Key..

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Messi

#8goals in two games #messikey” tweets Rob Key triumphantly.  Getting in training for  Euro 2012 then

 

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More juice please

He’s STILL going on about that juicer… 

Rob Key tweets peevishly “265 days since @fleurkey has used the juicer she promised to use everyday #knewit”  Is there a commercial tie-in?  Look what I found on Amazon!

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Ice Key

“Watching this ice dance #dross U would definitely have won it if u were doing it this year @corkyonair #harddonebylastyear” twets Rob Key to Dominic Cork.  Think you might have had a fair chance this year too Rob…

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