Out of the egg

Rob Key wants Owais Shah to abandon his generic egg profile pic on Twitter.  Let’s hatch Owais…

Goodbye

Oh noes!  Robert Key has resigned as Kent captain!  Good luck to James Tredwell.  Sure there must be a film there…

Boris

“I do like Boris Johnson.” tweets Rob Key.  You can see why.  #Twins

Catman!

Rob Key tweets “Anyone want a cat. ESP one that poohs in its tray then drags it all round the carpet. #rubbishanimal“. Watch out moggies…

Towied

Rob Key is in Essex and tweets “Just left the hotel. There must be 28 ford escorts with alloys , Spoilers and go faster stickers. #theonlywayisessex”  Do join in Mr Key..

Messi

“#8goals in two games #messikey” tweets Rob Key triumphantly.  Getting in training for  Euro 2012 then

 

More juice please

He’s STILL going on about that juicer… 

Rob Key tweets peevishly “265 days since @fleurkey has used the juicer she promised to use everyday #knewit”  Is there a commercial tie-in?  Look what I found on Amazon!

Ice Key

“Watching this ice dance #dross U would definitely have won it if u were doing it this year @corkyonair #harddonebylastyear” twets Rob Key to Dominic Cork.  Think you might have had a fair chance this year too Rob…

Snowman

Do go and take a look at the lovely pic by Sarah of the Canterbury ground - but where is the snowman?

All the answers

A quiz-bound Joe Denly tweets to Rob Key “haha I wondered how long it’d be before you piped up. I’ll text u if I get any farmer questions”