Bit of a worry

Oh dear.  John Terry gets sent off against Barca.  Thank goodness he’s got some good team mates…

Toon..

Newcastle United decline to renew Joey Barton’s contract as from July 2012… A film there surely?

Departed

Abramovich’s summary dealings with his management team at Chelsea would make a good film

Dinosaur

Talksport sign Keys and Gray.  How v exciting..

Retiring

Late to catch up with the footy news – not a great fan of Man United but do admire the way they can retain players

No brainer

Lots of good and funny articles about that pair of fatheads, Gray and Keys – really liked this one by Paul Heywood (Keys sounds like a complete wassock)

A complete pain

Ugo Monye, Harlequins’ tip top winger, was unimpressed by a recent cinema visit “Next time u go into a a cinema screen” he tweeted ” & there’s 11 people in there, take a hint… 127hrs was terrible! #refundplease”

Dances with Wolves

Liverpool 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1.  Idea stolen from Literally Jamie on Twitter

Kick Arse

..and Spurs did just that in the second half today.  Crikey.

Barton Finks

Just caught up with the Barton/Pederson fight – bit one sided I thought