Mash up

“Please can all men be like George Bailey. Or a Bailey/Luke wright mash-up. Thanks.” tweets Legside Lizzy.

“”if you put Clarke and Cook in a blender you’d have the perfect captain” -” tweets Michael Vaughan

A rematch between Warner and Root says I.

Going up in smoke

I see first issue of Ashes memorabilia is out – will have to take up smoking to collect these beauties!

Location

“Four hour delay at the airport” tweets Swann sadly.  Obviously in the wrong location location location…

Cooked

“Just remembered that I was mistaken for Alastair Cook this weekend. This could mean one of two things….Either I desperately need a haircut or I’ve gone slightly cross-eyed.”  or as Rowan points out “Or you’re wearing too much mascara.”

Perhaps what they saw was this..

Merciless

A showing of the fab 80s film Flash Gordon and the prospect of  tomorrow’s play in the Test v Pakistan is all too much…

Elizabeth Swann and mascara man 1

Gah!  just got Swann and bromance mascara man nicely shopped..

 

 

…when I find that he’s been off on a boat with mascara man 2….

No no

How does the Twitter and facebook shunning Alistair Cook fill in the off season?  With a musical romp of course.. (thanks to Kathie West for the idea)