Middleage

“You know you’re getting a bit old when you walk through a uni campus and feel like a middle aged man.” tweets Steven Finn. Time to get the knitting needles out…

Going up in smoke

I see first issue of Ashes memorabilia is out – will have to take up smoking to collect these beauties!

Finny’s Tinkerbelle

“I always saw myself as a peter pan type character.” tweets Steven Finn.  But who will be his Tinkerbelle?

7 of Finn

Swann still yearns for the Borg…”ow the holographic doctor from Star Trek voyager is on csi ny. I hope seven of nine turns up as a serial killer #borgfantasy“.  This longing can be cured… don’t think he’d go for a girl with poor chat…

Onesie

Much enjoyed fashion twitterings of Steven Finn and Tim Bresnan but was especially taken by Finn’s tweet “Onesie or dressing gown tonight. #metrosexualproblems” Something retro 70s possibly with big hair..(ECB Approved though)

Toff and Oiks

“Most amazing cricket fact that I’ve uncovered today … @timbresnan went to Eton! #true #posherthanhesounds” tweets ace snapper Philip Brown.  And here’s the proof – Timothy posing with some oiks…

GBBO

Today’s bowling unit for the match v West Indies?  I’ll be the judge of that..

Knees

“London is full of some very fine sights this sunny afternoon. My naked knees being one of them #nobbly” tweets Swann.  Here’s the proof..

Dear Diary

So Steven Finn is to be the new All Out Cricket Diarist following on Swann and Jimmy A?  Will this be the magazine equivalent of The Only Way is Essex?

Judges

“How do u become a Judge?! @finnysteve has just said he fancies it… Looks a good gig to be fair” tweets Stuart Broad.  Is it the lure of wigs and dresses?