Key change

A tweet from Sarah Ansell “@robkey612 Hoping you might be the man to take on the T20 Elvis Challenge this summer after Fred’s superb effort today?”  Think he’d look the part… but isn’t he more of a rapper?

The Key to Bob the Builder

Twitter all of a kerfuffle as a new Bob the Builder is unveiled.  I’d have this one (plus he sounds exactly  like that v excellent builder/baker Richard Burr)

New game

I see from their tweets neither Alex Hales or Rob Key is keen on  Game of Thrones.  Possibly it needs more sympathetic characters….

Key Master of the Universe

Sky’s Will Sawrey-Cookson tweets to Rob Key ” Are you He-Man or Teela ??”  Take your pick….

Restoration

News from Kent of Rob Key’s restoration to the captaincy and Sam Northeast as vice captain suggest another restoration of some centuries ago…

Out of the egg

Rob Key wants Owais Shah to abandon his generic egg profile pic on Twitter.  Let’s hatch Owais…

Goodbye

Oh noes!  Robert Key has resigned as Kent captain!  Good luck to James Tredwell.  Sure there must be a film there…

Boris

“I do like Boris Johnson.” tweets Rob Key.  You can see why.  #Twins

Catman!

Rob Key tweets “Anyone want a cat. ESP one that poohs in its tray then drags it all round the carpet. #rubbishanimal“. Watch out moggies…

Towied

Rob Key is in Essex and tweets “Just left the hotel. There must be 28 ford escorts with alloys , Spoilers and go faster stickers. #theonlywayisessex”  Do join in Mr Key..