1) Bouff up the hair, add a few robes – and you’ve a dead ringer for Charles II. Off to Madame Tussauds!
2) Clone him and make him into a boy band. Louis Walsh will love him…
3) Remake George of the Jungle. Easy peasy
“Thought my Dancing
@Rockbar was Travolta esque ha ha ” tweets Ryan Sidebottom. Goodness me, that HAS cheered me up!
Hair alert: Ryan Sidebottom tweets “Off for a little trim today !! short back an sides ,crew cut ,sweep over or skinhead ….
#perm” A retro poodle perm please Ryan..
“Gona put mi curlers now ready for my meal !!!!” tweets Ryan Sidebottom “oh !! an frizz eaze ladies xx” Gorjus!
Ryan Sidebottom tweets “Someone flamboyant with long daft hair – Strictly Sidebottom! What do you think?” Of course!
“Looked like Bett lynch after last nights wind an rain” tweets Ryan Sidebottom. Must be the earrings..