What shall we do with Ryan?

“We RomidaSportsLtd have just bought RyanSidebottom for 2012!! Any suggestions on what to do with him followers?!” is a tweet that needs an answer… or three..

1) Bouff up the hair, add a few robes – and you’ve a dead ringer for Charles II.  Off to Madame Tussauds!

 

2) Clone him and make him into a boy band.  Louis Walsh will love him…

 

 

3) Remake George of the Jungle.  Easy peasy

Night Fever

“Thought my Dancing @Rockbar was Travolta esque ha ha ” tweets Ryan Sidebottom.  Goodness me, that HAS cheered me up!

Retro poodle

Hair alert:  Ryan Sidebottom tweets “Off for a little trim today !! short back an sides ,crew cut ,sweep over or skinhead …. #perm”  A retro poodle perm please Ryan..

Rock ‘n’ Rollers

“Gona put mi curlers now ready for my meal !!!!” tweets Ryan Sidebottom “oh !! an frizz eaze ladies xx”  Gorjus!

Sid’s Chest

Ryan Sidebottom tweets “Someone flamboyant with long daft hair – Strictly Sidebottom! What do you think?”  Of course!

Lynched

“Looked like Bett lynch after last nights wind an rain” tweets Ryan Sidebottom.  Must be the earrings..

Petit blond

Ryan Sidebottom and partner enter the dancing fray…

 

Savage Sid

“The Mrs thinks Robbie Savage’s hair’s better than mine, cheeky mare” tweets Ryan Sidebottom and adds “Would LOVE to go on Strictly & show off my 2 left feet, might even cut the hair off if required, ha ha.  ”  Blond rinse, pink shirt, fake tan and off you go…

Ryan’s boxers

Ryan Sidebottom tweets “@vaughancricket says my boxers are bad. Will tweet a pic soon to prove him wrong!”  Think they’re lovely…

Sid returns…

Much cheered by Ryan Sidebottom returning to Yorkshire – seems right somehow – and there’s a role to be played when he retires..