The august organ Wisden has waspish things to say about the state of English cricket – and Paul Downton’s post disappears. Nicky (@somersetbagpuss) tweets “I like to think that somewhere
@the_topspin is smiling enigmatically whilst stroking a white cat”
“As the nominated Minister for Defence in any government formed by
@almurray my first act will be to advocate war with France.” tweets Brian Moore. Blimey.
Tireless Associates campaigner Francesca Harris tweets ” What ‘they’ must now understand
@ICC is that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others #10TeamCup2019 #MembersOnly” With Dave Richardson as Napoleon figure? (not the pig of course – I don’t like to be, you know, rude)