Tyrannicalsaurus Rex

ECB Cricket tweet “Giles Clarke officially nominated as inaugural ECB President”  Oh joy.

Surely not!

The august organ Wisden has waspish things to say about the state of English cricket – and Paul Downton’s post disappears.  Nicky (@somersetbagpuss) tweets “I like to think that somewhere @the_topspin is smiling enigmatically whilst stroking a white cat”

Horatio Moore

“As the nominated Minister for Defence in any government formed by @almurray my first act will be to advocate war with France.” tweets Brian Moore.  Blimey.

Step up

Harry Gurney of Notts being addressed as “H” on Twitter made me think of this.  Poor show really

Saker on a Plane

Is it true  David Saker is off.  Who they gonna call?  Not Big Bob…

Napoleon Richardson

Tireless  Associates campaigner Francesca Harris tweets ” What ‘they’ must now understand @ICC is that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others #10TeamCup2019 #MembersOnly” With Dave Richardson as Napoleon figure?  (not the pig of course – I don’t like to be, you know, rude)

Wizard

“Awesome from the wizard @crwoakes19 today.” tweeted Steven Finn

Doppelgangers

NutstheOutlaw thinks that Swansea’s Jonjo Shelvey looks like Alex Hales in a shower  cap.  Uncanny

I got you babe

“I adore the pair of you. Lennon & McCartney Simon & Garfunkle Sony/Cher …” tweets @jennyah46 to Mark Butcher and George Dobell.  I’ll go with the last duo…

 

Fireworks

Perhaps a step too far in the potential T20 karaoke from Fred Boycott to Bumble “Geoff could do a full session of Katy Perry. He knows em all.”  Oh dear