Horse d’oeuvres

Dear me Findus…

Mystic Mark

“4 games in 4 mate #mysticmark” tweets Mark Butcher of his cricketing prediction success rate.  Great image..

Panto Villain 1

It’s    panto season again…

Get in the hole!

Tee hee!  Europe beat the USA at the last gasp…

Making up

Tiara

“Right: enough talking to you riff raff. I have an opus to compose [dons tiara and awaits approach of 6 England captains on unicorns]” tweets Cricinfo’s George Dobell.  Full makeover as well I hope…

Pork pie

“Am wrestling, like Jacob, not with an angel, but a witheringly powerful longing for a mini pork pie.” tweets Reverend Richard Coles (fab tweeter).  Know the feeling…

Ifaned

On the subject of Mark Davies again – Alternate Rowan proposes Rhys Ifans..

Diver

He might have scored a first half goal, but Didier Drogba changes kit for the second half against Barca..

Tit-anic

Heroic columnist Alan Tyers tweets “If only there were some TV programmes about the Titanic disaster coming up soon. I expect there’s any number of fresh angles and stories”  A new specialist film might help…