King Cricket VII

Have been puzzling over which English King Alex Bowden reminds me of.  Seeing his face gracing the Mumbai Mirror I realise he’s a slightly cheerier version of Henry VII

Bob’s Die Hard with a Vengeance

Don’ think Bob Willis was in the best of moods today after the England result…

Cleaning windows

A tweet from Peter Hayter ” or @Athersmike to do his George Formby…?”  Yes please!

Cheerleader

Do read Jarrod Kimber’s slightly sarky piece on BBL .  It does however contain the following horrific nightmare scenario..

Being Served

!That hair and shirt makes @dtstwaddle look like Molly Sugden.” tweets Sussex fan Chris Skinner.  True!  DT and Kevin Hand ARE the Mrs Slocombe and Miss Brahms  de nos jours

 

Not Top Gear

“I’m sensing a @cecimasters special here – @Martycricket is trying to cast us in Top Gear now. @dtstwaddle reckons he’s May not Clarkson?!” tweets Kevin Hand.  Well possibly – what I AM sure of is that Marty is standing on a box

The Quiet Commentator

“.@Martycricket has never heard of the John Wayne film The Quiet Man – may have found Martin’s new nickname?! @dtstwaddle” tweets Kevin Hand, Middlesex commentator.  I don’t know about that but I DO know about a cue for a film…

Tarzan of the Outlaws

“#GetFletchInTheJungle” tweets Notts ace commentator Dave Bracegirdle of Yorkerking Luke Fletcher. What – as Tarzan? Doing the yell?

George Sheikhspeer

Excellent articles by George Dobell and Jarrod Kimber on Alastair Cook cause Dan Singh to tweet ecstatically “Beauty cricinfo colons by da @ajarrodkimber and @GeorgeDobell1. One is write like sheikhspeer other is also write like sheikhspeer.”  So true.  George even looks like the Bard but sadly Jarrod is no oil painting…

Hi! My name is, my name is…

According to the Blessed St Bracegirdle of Notts commentary, James Taylor looked like a rapper when gearing up for shortleg duty.  Eminem is still my favoured rapper…….