All new Diamond Lights

“Joe Root mulls over a ukulele-led Waddle & Hoddle-style duet with his best mate Gary Ballance” tweets All Out Cricket re a v excellent article from last month’s mag.  Well quite. A quick dye jog, some mullet styling, the blouson jacket and  his little ukulele in his hand…

Hi! My name is, my name is…

According to the Blessed St Bracegirdle of Notts commentary, James Taylor looked like a rapper when gearing up for shortleg duty.  Eminem is still my favoured rapper…….

Double Whammy

“Oh, no. Have I become Andrew Ridgeley? @ajarrodkimber” tweets Cricinfo’s George Dobell.  Possibly…

Forget all your worries – we’ve got Downton

Is this an early release for a Christmas number one contender?  Thanks to a timely suggestion from Paul Frame ECB records are proud to present ….

Never gonna give you up…

Sussex’s Chris Nash tweets “@lukewright204 you remind me of rick astley”.  It’s the hair isn’t it?

The one and only…

BBC’s Martin Emmerson mocking LegsideLizzy for being a Brossette back in the day… sure he’s got some dark pop secret in his past…

Bring back Bros

“do you think we should give up on this cricket nonsense and form a ‘boy’ band?” tweets cricinfo’s George Dobell to the Beeb’s Charles Dagnall.  Bring back Bros I say! – and thanks Katy Scott for alerting me to the tweet

Riff Raff O’Brien

“is @iainobrien any relation to the bald kilted cross dressing Rocky Horror creator Richard O’Brien?” asks Jason on Twitter.

Have to say, Jason, that the statue of Riff Raff erected in 2004 in Hamilton New Zealand does seem to bear out your suggestion….

A Step too far..

Kent’s Mark Davies tweets of Ben Harmison “@harmy14 Is actually belting out Steps”  But which one is he???

Rolling

“In a relatively quiet spell @beefybotham & @bumblecricket discuss The Rolling Stones who Beefy is going to see at the 02 for first time” tweets Sky Cricket.  If the Stones can’t make it sure Sky can provide some substitutes..