Posts Tagged ‘hales’


NutstheOutlaw thinks that Swansea’s Jonjo Shelvey looks like Alex Hales in a shower  cap.  Uncanny


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Beavis and Butthead live

I do hope that Ravi Bopara remembers to lock his door this tour…

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Dan’s bride

My favourite Rajinkanth fan, Dan Singh, is thinking of proposing to the splendid Melinda Farrell .  However if he does this he risks the chance of never marrying one of these beauties…


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Smart Alex

“A random guy in Sri Lanka just asked if I was James Taylor..” tweeted Alex Hales. If you borrowed James’ best suit you’d be a spitting image..

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Gatt’s Gate

Annoyed by Alex Hales not opening in the first match in Sri Lanka Gatt has stormed off to Berlin to sort out the Battenburg Gatebattenburg gate

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New Peckham’s finest

If ever a new Delboy and Rodney are needed think the England cricket team could provide some standins… allnewrodneyndelboy

Bubble wrap

Just for Dan Singh on Twitter – our hero in bubble wrap…

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Return of the Mummy

“The Mummy is such a junk film, but I’m going to sit here with my carrot and houmous dip and watch all 125 minutes of it… ” tweets Alex Hales.. Hmm,  Have only played the game not seen the movie.  Still – reunite the Las Vegas mob and I’d give it a go…


Stuart Scissorhands

Alex Hales finds his clothes snipped in the changing room – and Stuart Broad tweets ”  we are now even! Haha I even used your scissors!”  Film remake!

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Beautiful XI

“In South Africa they once had a game of “Beautiful XI vs Hideous XI ”. Tell me that isn’t a game that shouldn’t be brought back.” tweets the ineffable Jarrod Kimber.  Bags I Alex Hales as capt of the Beauteous Team (but only if dressed as Rudolph Valentino)

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