Doppelgangers

NutstheOutlaw thinks that Swansea’s Jonjo Shelvey looks like Alex Hales in a shower  cap.  Uncanny

Beavis and Butthead live

I do hope that Ravi Bopara remembers to lock his door this tour…

 

Dan’s bride

My favourite Rajinkanth fan, Dan Singh, is thinking of proposing to the splendid Melinda Farrell .  However if he does this he risks the chance of never marrying one of these beauties…

Smart Alex

“A random guy in Sri Lanka just asked if I was James Taylor..” tweeted Alex Hales. If you borrowed James’ best suit you’d be a spitting image..

 

Gatt’s Gate

Annoyed by Alex Hales not opening in the first match in Sri Lanka Gatt has stormed off to Berlin to sort out the Battenburg Gate

New Peckham’s finest

If ever a new Delboy and Rodney are needed think the England cricket team could provide some standins… 

Bubble wrap

Just for Dan Singh on Twitter – our hero in bubble wrap…

Return of the Mummy

“The Mummy is such a junk film, but I’m going to sit here with my carrot and houmous dip and watch all 125 minutes of it… #exciting” tweets Alex Hales.. Hmm,  Have only played the game not seen the movie.  Still – reunite the Las Vegas mob and I’d give it a go…

Stuart Scissorhands

Alex Hales finds his clothes snipped in the changing room – and Stuart Broad tweets ” @AlexHales1 we are now even! Haha I even used your scissors!”  Film remake!

Beautiful XI

“In South Africa they once had a game of “Beautiful XI vs Hideous XI ”. Tell me that isn’t a game that shouldn’t be brought back.” tweets the ineffable Jarrod Kimber.  Bags I Alex Hales as capt of the Beauteous Team (but only if dressed as Rudolph Valentino)