Surely not!

The august organ Wisden has waspish things to say about the state of English cricket – and Paul Downton’s post disappears.  Nicky (@somersetbagpuss) tweets “I like to think that somewhere @the_topspin is smiling enigmatically whilst stroking a white cat”

Horatio Moore

“As the nominated Minister for Defence in any government formed by @almurray my first act will be to advocate war with France.” tweets Brian Moore.  Blimey.

Royal Pass

Iain O’Brien tweets “Needed a pic for my media pass this summer.” Something regal I think.  Perm advisable

Step up

Harry Gurney of Notts being addressed as “H” on Twitter made me think of this.  Poor show really

Saker on a Plane

Is it true  David Saker is off.  Who they gonna call?  Not Big Bob…

King Cricket VII

Have been puzzling over which English King Alex Bowden reminds me of.  Seeing his face gracing the Mumbai Mirror I realise he’s a slightly cheerier version of Henry VII

Napoleon Richardson

Tireless  Associates campaigner Francesca Harris tweets ” What ‘they’ must now understand @ICC is that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others #10TeamCup2019 #MembersOnly” With Dave Richardson as Napoleon figure?  (not the pig of course – I don’t like to be, you know, rude)

Caveman Gatt

Archaeologists have recently discovered evidence of prehistoric Gatt in cave paintings…

Bob’s Die Hard with a Vengeance

Don’ think Bob Willis was in the best of moods today after the England result…

Pie!

England aren’t doing too well, the weather is grim but Gatt isn’t too Desperate for it is British Pie Week.  Hurrah!